Happy Toilet Friends

FOR YOUR BUTT

"27,000 trees are cut down every single day in order to provide toilet paper for the world, and around 50% of these trees come from virgin forests and old growth specimens that are hundreds of years old or even older. Many of the trees that are used come from primary forests that are sorely needed to help prevent further global warming and increased carbon in the atmosphere. Logging is occurring in forests that are incredibly diverse, and many of these areas contain protected or even endangered species. Toilet paper is filling up landfills in the USA and around the globe at an alarming rate." We're literally killing of the habitat of countless species... to wipe our butt, PEOPLE. (Source: bidet.org)

​This is ludicrous, and I am outraged. First and foremost, switch to a bidet, then for all else for the love of god switch to tree-free toilet paper!

So far, I haven't found one that's both 100% tree-free and better (soft, durable) than Ology toilet paper.  Does anyone have particular bidet or TP recommendations? Comment below!

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FOR YOUR NOSE

Nothing works as well as the now-infamous Poo-Pourri. Once you try it, you can't go without. Fear no more those noxious aerosol cans and artificial smells, lighting matches, burning incense. Poo-Pourri is completely natural and doesn't invade your breathing space with odors. It comes in various scents and sizes, including pocket size. Like I said, can't live without it.

Has anyone tried to make something like this from scratch? Let me know if you have a better alternative in the comments!